Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Friday, March 9, 2012

MSSQL's Design View is 4 LAZY CODERS (LOSERS)

I'd just like to say to all you lazy donks out there who can't
"write" a query without the damn design viewer have made my life,
and I'm sure countless others, a perpetual annoyance! Is it so hard
to sit down and write nice and clean queries yourself? Think of how
many hours over a period of a couple months you could save your
co-workers when they have to debug your crap (yes givler/rusnak, your
shit is that bad) if you quit copying and pasting that horribly
formatted SQL code from that damn thing and actually WROTE IT YOURSELF!
I don't mind so much fixing your ill conceived design view
adventures, it's that I have to sit down and read the stuff later and
it's a jumbled concoction of pure laziness! Hell, you can't even
write nicely formatted code when you DO write it yourself you lazy
oafs. I NEVER use that damn thing and my SQL code is always
pretty-formatted and efficient, as you have been fond of noticing.
THUFPPPPTTTT!!!!! jerks
Thanks,
Parlous2112Everybody knows that, who are you talking to ?|||I was just blowing off steam here and giving fair warning to anyone I
may encounter in the future if I discover their nasty little secret -
BEWARE OF PARLOUS2112! This way, I don't have to murder any co-workers
:).|||Maybe you can post some of them here:
http://www.thedailywtf.com/
ML|||Just post a google link to this thread.
"ML" <ML@.discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:88993E30-BC4F-4932-BC47-188236BD76E9@.microsoft.com...
> Maybe you can post some of them here:
> http://www.thedailywtf.com/
>
> ML|||:) Evil.
ML

MSSQL7 end of support

Hi,
Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
definite confirmation.
I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
Thanks.
Hi
http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
Mainstream: 2005-12-31
Extended: 2010-12-31
Regards
Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Zurich, Switzerland
MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
"sysbox27" wrote:

> Hi,
> Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
> I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
> definite confirmation.
> I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
> Thanks.
|||Many thanks Mike.
I can't however seem to be able to call up that page you provided. Will try
again later.
Cheers,
"Mike Epprecht (SQL MVP)" wrote:
[vbcol=seagreen]
> Hi
> http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
> Mainstream: 2005-12-31
> Extended: 2010-12-31
> Regards
> --
> Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
> Zurich, Switzerland
> MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
> Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
>
> "sysbox27" wrote:

MSSQL7 end of support

Hi,
Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
definite confirmation.
I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
Thanks.Hi
http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
Mainstream: 2005-12-31
Extended: 2010-12-31
Regards
--
Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Zurich, Switzerland
MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
"sysbox27" wrote:
> Hi,
> Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
> I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
> definite confirmation.
> I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
> Thanks.|||Many thanks Mike.
I can't however seem to be able to call up that page you provided. Will try
again later.
Cheers,
"Mike Epprecht (SQL MVP)" wrote:
> Hi
> http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
> Mainstream: 2005-12-31
> Extended: 2010-12-31
> Regards
> --
> Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
> Zurich, Switzerland
> MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
> Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
>
> "sysbox27" wrote:
> > Hi,
> > Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
> > I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
> > definite confirmation.
> > I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
> > Thanks.

MSSQL7 end of support

Hi,
Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
definite confirmation.
I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
Thanks.Hi
http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
Mainstream: 2005-12-31
Extended: 2010-12-31
Regards
--
Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
Zurich, Switzerland
MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
"sysbox27" wrote:

> Hi,
> Can anyone confirm when SQL7 will reach end of support (end of life)?
> I assume this will happen in Nov with release of SQL2005 but need some
> definite confirmation.
> I don't seem to be able to find this on Microsoft's website.
> Thanks.|||Many thanks Mike.
I can't however seem to be able to call up that page you provided. Will try
again later.
Cheers,
"Mike Epprecht (SQL MVP)" wrote:
[vbcol=seagreen]
> Hi
> http://support.microsoft.com/lifecycle/?p1=2862
> Mainstream: 2005-12-31
> Extended: 2010-12-31
> Regards
> --
> Mike Epprecht, Microsoft SQL Server MVP
> Zurich, Switzerland
> MVP Program: http://www.microsoft.com/mvp
> Blog: http://www.msmvps.com/epprecht/
>
> "sysbox27" wrote:
>